iPhone: Rebirth of Fortune Review
Aaron Plautz | Tuesday, January 5, 2010 at 6:25AM 
It's basically Final Fantasy Tactics for the iPhone...What more do you need?- Game: Rebirth Of Fortune (v1.00)
- Developer: Dotomachi
- Price (at time of review): $0.99
- Release Date: 12/14/2009
The Sausage Dump #5: Coming Out of the Closet
Marc Kusnierz | Monday, January 4, 2010 at 2:35PM 
Welcome to the Sausage Dump! It's been a while since the last dump, but we are back with a vengeance (minus Bruce Willis). Rob hates everything. Stephen loves everything. Dan is still Mexican. Kari joins us once again and is no longer allowed to be called special. Last but not least, I come out of a closet. All that and much, much more in episode 5 of the Sausage Dump!
We Must Fight!
Andrew Peacock | Sunday, January 3, 2010 at 7:59PM 
If you follow either Kush or I on twitter, you have no doubt seen our conversation regarding the movies Death at a Funeral and the soon to be released Death at a Funeral (that is not a typo; both films have the same title). I urge you to check out both trailers, but implore you to watch this trailer, which is for the original Death at a Funeral first. The original movie starred British actors and, well, white people. This trailer is essentially the original movie, Death at a Funeral, with a black lens over it.
Bayonetta (X360) Review
Marc Kusnierz | Sunday, January 3, 2010 at 1:15PM 
- Game: Bayonetta
- Developer: Platinum Games
- Price: $59.99 (Buy It)
- Release Date: 1/5/2009
Bayonetta is a Japanese game. It has a unique style that you would never see from a Western-made game and it delivers a wonderful and enjoyable experience. I won’t say that I understood what was going on in any way, but it was ridiculous, funny, and overtly sexual. I never expected to enjoy the character that is Bayonetta, but I ended up finding her quite interesting and I hope we’re lucky enough to see more of her in the future. It may sound odd, but I think she’s actually a better female lead than someone like Lara Croft because while Bayonetta is a very sexualized character; she knows it and chooses to embrace it. Lara Croft is an adventurer supposedly grounded in real life who apparently must bring her makeup kit and skin-tight clothing as she’s off risking her life.
Game of the Year Award Winners 2009
Marc Kusnierz | Saturday, January 2, 2010 at 5:30AM 
2009 is officially over and it’s about time I posted the winners of the Pixelated Sausage ’09 Gaming Awards. If you listened to the latest episode of Distributed Failure then you already know the outcome, but If you haven’t (what are you waiting for?) then this will all be new to you. We received twenty one votes in total and we had some very close categories. With all that said, it’s about time I revealed the answers.
DF Question of the Week: 12/23/2009
Marc Kusnierz | Monday, December 21, 2009 at 8:20AM 
So hot, want to touch the heiney...
Another week and another question for all you loyal listeners; we plan to try and keep these coming on a weekly basis. What’s a better topic to talk about just before Christmas than nudity? Jesus came out of Mary’s nude vagina and was fully nude with his little pecker flopping about and whatnot right? (How many people did I possibly offend right there?) Wow, I feel rather overwhelmed by all the question marks.
Rogue Warrior (X360) Review
Marc Kusnierz | Thursday, December 17, 2009 at 3:30PM 
I did my best to censor the dialogue for all the little boys and girls out there...
- Game: Rogue Warrior
- Developer: Rebellion Developments
- Price: $59.99 (Buy it)
- Release Date: 12/1/2009
“Suck my balls, my hairy fucking big balls. Wrap ‘em around your fucking mouth.” That quote pretty much sums up the entirety of Rogue Warrior. It’s absolutely ridiculous and definitely not for children or the faint of heart. Is it a good game? No, but it achieves that wonderful B-movie vibe thanks to terrible writing and voice acting.
The Pixelated Sausage "Best of '09" Awards
Marc Kusnierz | Thursday, December 17, 2009 at 10:35AM 
Red Dead Redemption: Would You Like Some Gameplay With That?
Marc Kusnierz | Wednesday, December 16, 2009 at 8:10AM 
It's like a video game orgasm...at least for moi.
The first video (to my knowledge) with actual gameplay from Red Dead Redemption has arrived. It looks like the game will play a lot like GTAIV and in my eyes that's not a bad thing. I was a fan of the manual shooting system in GTAIV and I look forward to a hopefully enhanced version of that system. I'm extremely pumped for the release of this game and while April doesn't seem that far away; I feel like it's going to be an eternity until I get my hands on some good ol' fashioned Western fun.
P.S. - The gameplay video comes with more clicks. Oh my Godz...fishing for clicks!
IPhone: Epic Pet Wars Review
Andrew Peacock | Tuesday, December 8, 2009 at 4:57PM 
Ultimate Pet War: Halo the Pug vs. Free Willy
- Game: Epic Pet Wars (v1.5.1)
- Developer: Miraphonic
- Price (at time of review): Free - $40.00
- Release Date: 10/1/2009
Games like Epic Pet Wars have been around for a while now and exist mainly on Facebook. The procedure is rather simple and routine; level up, buy better equipment, and level up some more. This format has been used for many games of the same type; an example being the Mob and Vampire games that clog up the App Store. Epic Pet Wars, or EPW, manages to distinguish itself in a crowded field. It has a large amount of pets to choose from; you actually partake in the battle as opposed to simply clicking a button and it has a huge community.