One of the Best Games of the Decade?!: A Clone Drone in the Danger Zone Review | Attack the Backlog

It's times like this that make Attack the Backlog worth it. For all the games that disappoint, there are games that surprise, and no game in recent memory surprised me quite as much as Clone Drone in the Danger Zone. Not only did I have a blast playing the game, but Clone Drone took me on a weird and wild journey I won't soon forget, delivering a story that kept me wanting to play more and more until credits rolled (which is exactly what I did). I can't promise you'll come away feeling as high on the game as I, but if you give it your time, you might just find an enjoyable surprise. But don't just take my word for it, take my video (and audio) too, why don't you.

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Listening to This Podcast Is Pain, You Just Get Used to It | The Pixelated Sausage Show

Thank god it's Friday, amiright or amiright? Except, the concept of time has been long gone for a long time now, meaning this episode could be a mere thirty minutes long, or maybe, I fear, dirty skin nuts schlong--this doesn't make any sense; I just really wanted to rhyme right there, which is far from my only crime  my dear. Nonsense out of the way, Marc (aka, me) talks about a handful or movies and games this episode, including The Last Boy Scout, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Startup Company Console Edition, and Kao the Kangaroo, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. Anyway and as always, thank you for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy this here episode, and I hope you have a wonderful wonderful rest of your day. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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Bodies Bodies Bodies? More Like Boring Sucky Shitty | The Pixelated Sausage Show

This is about as last minute as a podcast can get, recorded mere hours before posting, and boy does it show (or does it?). After a bit of meandering to start things off, Marc reviews Bodies Bodies Bodies before wrapping up their Terminator rewatch part of one--the other four never showed up. After that, Marc hits one schmup and two survival horror games, including Yuppie Psycho and Chasing Static. Anyway and as always, thank you for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy this here episode, and I hope you have a wonderful wonderful rest of your day. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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Selective Supernatural Powers and, Oh Yeah, Voyager Still Sucks | The Pixelated Sausage Show

We did it. We actually did it. We made a short show. Now, short still means just over 30 minutes, but when there have been many an episode pushing hour or close to, 30 minutes feels like a refreshing breeze of an episode. Don't worry, though, because there's still plenty of nonsense to enjoy, including more Star Trek: Voyager hate, lots of Terminator love, and a game Marc was apparently more passionate about than they realized, but not passionate in the way you'd expect. Anyway and as always, thank you for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy this here episode, and I hope you have a wonderful wonderful rest of your day. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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NASA, NASs, En Masses, Oh My! | The Pixelated Sausage Show

Continuing with the trend of rambly, ranty episodes, this episode sees (and hears) Marc discussing annoying NAS issues that hopefully won't lead to them needing tissues, more TV show bullcrap that feels an awful lot like a full trap, plenty of movies that failed to grab them, and a few games that kind of did the same, ahem. Anyway and as always, thank you for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy this here episode, and I hope you have a wonderful wonderful rest of your day. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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Best in Multiple Pieces, Not One: A One Piece: Pirate Warriors 4 Review | Attack the Backlog

Another every other weekend and another episode of Attack the Backlog is here for your listening and/or watching (dis)pleasure. This week's episode is for none other than One Piece: Pirate Warriors 4, the latest game in the One Piece musou series--aka, another one of those Dynasty Warriors games. That may already be enough to turn you off, but don't turn that dial just yet, you may be surprised by this one (piece) even if you're not traditionally a fan of One Piece (in general) or musou games (have generals). But don't just take my word for it, take my video (and audio) too, why don't you.

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A Delicious Menu of Confused Genres and a Movie I’m Quite Fond Of | The Pixelated Sausage Show

This last minute episode is full of good eats, a movie that made Marc skeet, and a handful of games ranging from beautiful but boring, to ugly and simple and a wee bit neat. After that, Marc answers a Patreon question about whether they'd ever speed run a game and then ends the show with a whimper, not a bang. Anyway and as always, thank you for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy this here episode, and I hope you have a wonderful wonderful rest of your day. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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Plexing My Muscles with River City Girls 2 | The Pixelated Sausage Show

With no plan and a belly not full of ham (or spam), Marc starts things off with a bunch of random Plex chatter that surely no one will care about, followed by a bit more Star Trek: Voyager, which people also (probably) don't care about. After that, Marc discusses River City Girls 2 and whether it met their optimistic hopes and ends it all with their return to VR with still and forever amazing Synth Riders. Anyway and as always, thank you for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy this here episode, and I hope you have a wonderful wonderful rest of your day. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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Sucking Has Never Felt So Good | The Pixelated Sausage Show

Continuing the Star Trek discussion from last time, Marc continues talking about Voyager, while also hitting the J.J. Abrams Star Trek trilogy to round things out. (There may even be a smidgen of anime in there, too). In addition to all the star treking, we have a game about sucking at parking, a game about endless running, not endless walking, and a game about who the fuck knows; for all I know, it was about sucking at farting. Anyway and as always, thank you for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy this here episode, and I hope you have a wonderful wonderful rest of your day. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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I’m Not Sure if I Want to Watch Morager of Star Trek: Voyager | The Pixelated Sausage Show

The first episode of the new year brings with it a sweet little movie about golf that even non-golfers can enjoy, an old British show that towers over the competition, and a return to Star Trek that may end before the voyage begins. In addition to all the watching, we have a game about sailing the open seas that ends up being a game about sailing the boring seas and a classic beat 'em up you probably don't remember because it was never good to begin with (much to my disappointment). Anyway and as always, thank you for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy this here episode, and I hope you have a wonderful wonderful rest of your day. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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