You Want More...Are You A Whore?
Marc Kusnierz | Thursday, August 14, 2008 at 9:15PM 
That's right you little hos, there is more news to talk about and this isn't a trick. Though I know you "people" know all about tricks...and I will not be giving away any blow with this post.
So once again I will go quickly through a few bits of news I could care less about/don't lead to much, or any discussion. Spore went gold. Wow, I really didn't see that happening (really), but not really. X-Blades is a game we should care about? Yea, I don't know what the hell it is either, and honestly I'm perfectly fine with that. A Left 4 Dead X360 demo is "very likely" which is very awesome (quotes not needed). EA and EPIC working on some game together (awesome or disaster? you decide). Ubisoft is getting sued, but guess what...they can afford it so no big deal. Now on to the bigger developments, but probably nothing to go bananas over...yea, I said bananas.
Burnout Paradise will be getting the digital distribution treatment this Autumn, at least on PSN. While I am not, and will never be a supporter of digital distribution. I must say that this game is a perfect game to just have loaded onto your HDD. It's the kind of game that you can just pick up and play for a little bit here and there, which is basically the fundamental design for arcade games. If you want to tango you'll need two people, but that makes no sense. What does make sense is that the game will cost $29.99 when it arrives on PSN later this year.
NBA 2K9. I honestly haven't really paid attention to basketball, or basketball games for a while (last one for me was NBA 2K7). After seeing the teaser for NBA 2K9 I cannot wait to play this game. I know that beauty is supposedly on the inside, but Got Milk (G-rated "God Damn") does the game look gorgeous! I always loved the way the NBA 2K series played, but didn't feel like dropping another $60 last year. If this game's outer beauty is matched with inner beauty (Got Milk that was corny) then I will be pleasantly surprised. Look at this beautiful teaser below. My god it's pretty. I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and...and *sigh* gay. Well I am pretty happy. Bitch.
Reader Comments (3)
Ubisoft's being sued because they were supposed to make a game to rival the WiiFit? LOL. Even if the game had been made, it would have sold like crap... Can't steal WiiFit's thunder no matter how hard you try.
Got Milk? I have Soy Milk, which is the best milk ever!
Basically...you can't steal Nintendo's thunder. Only they can successfully sell a gimmick like no other!
I have never had Soy Milk...does it actually taste like milk?
X-Blades.. a game about an anime looking girl with swords and magic, what can wrong? Probably a lot. I was playing some attention that game, but I donno if I'll try to play it or not.
I've never been big on Ubisoft making a RE4 clone, now a WiiFit clone? They do make occasionally rare games I enjoy though.