What's New Papa Chew
Marc Kusnierz | Thursday, August 14, 2008 at 9:00AM 
Not Much, Lady Touch! If you are confused then I refuse to apologize. This is essentially just a little gaming "news" update with a few items of interest and awesomeness, wrapped by a Sicilian man who doesn't know left from right. You may be asking yourself, "WTF is this guy talking about?" Let me answer with this, "Who gives a shitaki mushroom!? I am awesome."
A Tiger Woods 2009 demo has shown up on XBL and a NHL 2K9 demo is supposed to be up on PSN, but is still M.I.A as of this writing. A sequel to Overlord has been announced for the 360/PS3/PC as well as two other games in that "universe" for the Wii and DS. Did you hear that? That was the sound of no one caring, except for the fact the developer's studio is called "Climax Studios" (I guess they already got there). The Japanese have been going googoo-gaga apeshit crazy for Tales of Vesperia, making it the fastest selling X360 game in Japan. Parents fear games more than alcohol and porn, but I guess that makes sense when the media calls a game like Mass Effect interactive porn...because that's exactly what I got out of that game. Note the obvious sarcasm as I begin to divulge into a few topics that interest me quite heavily. Oh yea, a new Lara Croft model has been chosen. Hurray?
The LittleBigPlanet "Box Art" has been revealed for the UK version (whether it will be the exact same for the US I do not know). I feel really mixed about this cover. I sort of like it, but at the same time there is something about it that just doesn't sit well in my tum tum (that means tummy). I don't know if it's just too busy, but something about it bugs me. Almost like a beetle bugging an Italian girl in Italy, but I digress...
Those retards a few weeks ago saying Castle Crashers would cost an oddly chosen 1800MS points can now eat their own asses, I mean words (yea, words). It has been made official that Castle Crasher will cost 1200MS points! And yes, I think that is a fine and fair price indeedy. If you don't believe me just click this link to see the truth that your Glaucoma kept you from seeing this whole time.
Below is a video of the intro for Mega Man 9. I can't explain the awesome nostalgic feeling that this video tickles my "old man" bones with, but it really is delightful. I am really getting pumped for this game and hope it lives up to the hype that has been building in mind. If you're an old geezer (I may not technically be "old", but I sure feel old) like myself you may get tickled in the same way, but the only way you'll know is if you click play and just "do it". Don't think, just do it. Also, you can find out some info about a few bosses (as well as screens) here.
Reader Comments (6)
Dude man, I know what's wrong with the LBP cover and why you don't like it... It's the pink! PINK! !@#$%^ It's just like interior designers using pink in homes, it looks awful! Any other color would work better, what is wrong with people nowadays?!
I don't know about all that...I actually own two pink shirts. Though they are from RvB :P ...there is just something off about it and I'm not exactly sure it's the pinkness.
I bought Overlord for like $17 about a month ago, I haven't played it in like.. 2 weeks? It was okay at the start but it's wearing thin as of recent..
I never cared much for the Lara Croft models or franchise at that.
I have never played a Tomb Raider game for more than an hour. Seriously, I haven't.
Lol, I tried the display version of Tomb Raider Legend up at a GameStop one day, and just kept making her jump off a cliff, nothing more interesting was really going on.
Well I just remember enjoying the mansion in Tomb Raider 2 more than the actual game...