iPhone: Seduce a SuicideGirl Review

 Question: Why are they called "Suicide Girls" when they never commit suicide?

• Game: Seduce a SuicideGirl (v1.0)
• Developer: SuicideGirls
• Price (at time of review): $0.99
• Release Date: 9/3/2009

I can’t say that I’m familiar with the entire “Suicide Girl” universe, but that’s not needed to find enjoyment from this choose your own adventure-esque game. Seduce a Suicide Girl has you working your way to a “sexy, 17+ make-out session with her (Zoli Suicide)”, but don’t expect anything too risqué.

I’m sure that plenty of sad little men will find some sort of erotic enjoyment from this game, but that’s not why I enjoyed my time with it. I found Seduce a SuicideGirl to be rather amusing in a cheesy, “this is embarrassing” type of way. I also found it amusing that the camera man (a.k.a you) has hairy arms and fat fingers. Maybe I just have a weird sense of humor, but I think this game is ridiculously funny. I’ll also give the game props for not forcing you to restart if you make a wrong move.

If you’re a fan of Suicide Girls and think they’re sexy (I’m not a fan of excessive piercings) then you will surely find plenty of enjoyment from this game; just don’t drop your iPhone in the toilet when attempting to multi-task. I feel weird saying that I’m looking forward to future episodes in Seduce a SuicideGirl, but $0.99 for a good laugh is good deal in my eyes.