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Aug082008

A Lancer Replica...for $140

That is obviously a lot of money, but you can get a copy of Gears of War 2 for free when you buy it (or add an extra $10 and get the LE). So it really just ends up being another one of those legendary editions for $140/150. I have no idea who would want to pay for something like this. It is huge and not practical at all...unless you plan on making some low budget Gears film that is sure to suck the big one (and by big one I mean penis), I would not recommend this for you. I mean, honestly, where the hell would you put this thing.

"Trigger Activates Motorized "Chainsaw" Sound and Vibration Feature"

That just sounds like every Gears fan's wet dream! Not to mention it comes with a removable clip and uses the finest of C batteries (not included). What you plan to do with that clip should stay between you and the clip, please do not tell me a single thing...

Linkage of Sausage Shame.

Amazon exclusive Gears of War 2 Lancer

 

Reader Comments (2)

I've been waiting to see the dimensions of it, I'd also like to know what type of material it's made out of. Cheap Plastic = Suckage.

Is it really big? Like the one Cliffy B held big? If it is, I'm so getting that... WHEN WILL THEY RELEASE THE DIMENSIONS FOR IT?! Rabble rabble rabble!

August 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBrukaoru

@Bru: I'm pretty sure that the Lancer they are selling is the exact same one Cliff was shown holding. I could be wrong, but I feel pretty confident that it's the same one.

August 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKush

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