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Attack the Backlog #8: Never Alone

Updated on Sunday, January 6, 2019 at 12:00PM by Marc Kusnierz

In episode eight of Attack the Backlog, Marc drags their feet through the snowy fields of Never Alone, a side-scrolling puzzle-platformer that, sadly, is best left alone thanks to frustrating controls and occasionally dumb AI. Never Alone originally came out on PC, PS4, and Xbox One back in 2014, as well as a handful of other platforms in 2015 (and iOS in 2016). Anyway, something-something chilly and shrilly, cheers and enjoy the show.

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PSP #572: Hitman News, Hitman 2, Celeste, The Predator

On today's show, Marc talks about some very exciting (and surprising) Hitman news, as well as more Hitman 2, and then talks about Celeste for few. After that, Marc talks about The Predator, which is shockingly bad, and Christopher Robin, which is...fine. Also, of course, more Fairy Tail nonsense. Anyway, something-something offensive and impressive, cheers and enjoy the anime-zing(ly terrible) show.

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PSP #571: Florence, Hitman 2

On today's show, Marc talks about Florence, some more Hitman 2, specifically the bonus Holiday Hoarders mission and a bit of season one, and then ends it all with more of "This is what my dad thought of this VR game and this is what he thought of this other VR game and..." Also, more Fairy Tail nonsense. Anyway, something-something festive and aggressive, cheers and enjoy the anime-zing(ly heartbreaking) show.

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PSP #570: Jagged Alliance: Rage!, Realm Royale, Fairy Tail

On today's show, Marc talks about Jagged Alliance: Rage!, a tactics game with some good ideas, but poor execution, and Realm Royale, which is a battle royale game with a poultry twist. In addition to all that, Marc also talks about a brand new low for Fairy Tail and boy oh boy is it low. Anyway, something-something hearty and farty, cheers and enjoy the anime-zing(ly chickeny) show.

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PSP #569: Arca's Path, What I'm Looking Forward to in 2019

On today's show, Marc talks about Arca's Path, an okay VR game that's strength is also its weakness, as well as some other VR games too, and then dives ankle deep into what their excited to play and watch in 2019, including whatever the hell Rocksteady is working on and more My Hero Academia and One Punch Man. Anyway, something-something hopeful and woeful, cheers and enjoy the anime-zing(ly frustrating) show.

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PSP #568: Worst Games, Worst Movies, and Worst Anime of 2018

On today's show, Marc talks about their least favorite games, movies, and anime of 2018, what's the "worst" according to them, like Past Cure, The Meg, and Magical Girl Site. But before all that, Marc talks about what they've been playing and watching recently, including Rain World, Venom—which isn't one of the worst movies of the year—a handful of random VR games, and, of course, more Fairy Tail. Anyway, something-something awful and nothing like a delicious waffle, cheers and enjoy the anime-zing(ly terrible) show.

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