I Love Cereal Eating, But I'm Not So Sure About Serial Cleaning... | The Pixelated Sausage Show

If you thought this week's episode would not include some Star Trek: The Next Generation talk, you'd be wrong...dead wrong--we've still got at least a month of this shit before we start podcasting (deep space) nine to five; however, there's plenty more to satisfy your podcasting appetite if Star Trek isn't your jam. In addition to all the trekking, we've got Serial Cleaners, The Gallery, Moonscars, Despot's Game, and more. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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Am I Dreaming, or Am I Simply NeverAwake? | The Pixelated Sausage Show

This week's episode--which I can say now--sees the return of weekly episodes--see: five seconds ago--with even more Star Trek: The Next Generation--a lot more--as well as a bit more Insecure, a lot (not more) NeverAwake--an actual good game that's actually good--and (how much more can I say more) more. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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Very Pretty and Occasionally Shitty: A Destroy All Humans! Remake Review | Attack the Backlog

Hey there everyone! This episode of Attack the Backlog is all about Destroy All Humans!, the 2020 remake of the game of the same name that originally came out back in 2005. Despite doing a lot right and, in many ways, being what I want from most PS2-era remakes, Destroy All Humans! makes a few things worse and, not just a little worse, but a lot worse, leading to incredibly frustrating moments that made me start hating a game I was overall enjoying, but I'll let the episode do the talking for me; after all, that's what it's there for...

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Well, Heck, I Guess Spiders Aren't Always Bad | The Pixelated Sausage Show

This episode may be shorter than most, but that doesn't mean it's worse than most; quite the opposite, in fact. Marc talks about SpiderHeck, Potion Permit, of course and obviously more Star Trek: The Next Generation, Superstore, Insecure, Rumble in the Bronx, and more. As always, thanks for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy the show, and I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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River City Girls Zero Out of Ten | The Pixelated Sausage Show

While not quite a zero out of ten, Marc talks about their disappointment with River City Girls Zero, as well as Unexplored 2: The Wayfarer's Legacy, Maggie the Magnet, Star Trek: The Next Generation (again), Star Trek: The Motion Picture, and more. As always, thanks for watching or listening, I hope you enjoy the show, and I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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I Always Knew Foretales Were Better Than Two | The Pixelated Sausage Show

Marc continues their TNG journey while taking a break to talk about Isonzo, Foretales, Destroy All Humans! 2 Reprobed, WarGames, why Matthew Broderick is ACTUALLY the worst, and more. As always, thank you for watching or listening and I hope you enjoy the show. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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Is Galaxy Quest Better Than All of Star Trek? | The Pixelated Sausage Show

Marc has basically nothing to talk about this episode, but manages to ramble on and on making it one of the longest episodes to date as they talk about Star Trek: The Next Generation, Galaxy Quest, some Pixar nonsense, a handful of Van Damme movies, and more. As always, thank you for watching or listening and I hope you enjoy the show. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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Max Payne Still Fills Me With Max Yays, Even to This Day | Second Runs

Hello everyone. This is Second Runs, the series where I, Marc Kusnierz, revisits games I played and loved in the past to see if I still love them today. Will I learn something new, confirm something old, or quickly realize this was all a mistake as I slowly destroy what little bit of nostalgia I have left in this world. No matter the outcome, I’ve accepted the risks and will continue my journey through the opposite of a backlog until I’ve destroyed my soul all in the pursuit of content creation. And on that note, the content created right here and right now is for none other than Max Payne, the game Marky Mark probably never played before taking on the role of the titular character in what is still one of the worst video game adaptations to date. Now, some 21 years later, I’ve finally revisited the game for the first time, playing through the whole thing in one sitting (with a break for food, mind you, since I’m an adult and won’t let a game be the boss of me) and I’m happy to report, despite some remembered (and not-so-remembered) knocks, Max Payne is still as great today as I remember it being the first time I played it.

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And, Just Like That, I've Lost My Love for Lost | The Pixelated Sausage Show

Not forgetting to unmute their mic this episode, Marc gets it done in one and talks about Lost, Kaichu: The Kaiju Dating Sim, Rick Henderson, Roadwarden, and more on this here episode of The Pixelated Sausage Show. As always, thank you for watching or listening and I hope you enjoy the show. (And if you haven't already, or are a listener and not a watcher, please like, subscribe, hit the bell, and all that jazz; it may not seem like much, but it goes a long way in helping support the show and site in general. I would appreciate it greatly.)

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I'm an Idiot and I Hate My Shelf | The Pixelated Sausage Show

After forgetting to unmute their mic the first go-round, Marc takes two and talks about Star Trek: The Next Generation, Lost, Thymesia, and more on this here episode of The Pixelated Sausage Show. As always, thank you for watching or listening and I hope you enjoy the show. 

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