A Random Bat to Smack Your Cat

You expected me to say "Smack That Ass" didn't you? I'm sorry, but this bat is only licensed for feline and other "small animal" beatings. A random package came in the mail today and inside was this lovely cat-killer bat. I still don't know how I managed to get this limited edition GTAIV bat, but I honestly don't care. There are supposedly only 2000 of these bats in existence and I'm proud to own one of them. I would also like to take this opportunity to say that while this bat can easily kill a human being, there were no animals harmed during the writing of this post.