PSP #627: Sniper Elite V2 Remastered, Game of Groans, The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

On today's show, Marc talks about Sniper Elite V2 Remastered and how it compares to the original release, Game of Thrones and why it's hot trash now, and ends it all with a disappointing review of The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part. Anyway, something-something crappy and making one feel anything but happy, cheers and enjoy the anime-zing(ly dumpster fire of a) show.

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Attack the Backlog #17: Valiant Hearts: The Great War

Updated on Sunday, May 12, 2019 at 12:00PM by Marc Kusnierz

In episode seventeen of Attack the Backlog, Marc digs their way through Valiant Hearts: The Great War, a puzzle adventure game set during World War I, where you play as four different characters, each with their own personal story. Over the course the game, their stories intertwine with one another and may leave you a little teary eyed when all is said and done. Valiant Hearts: The Great War originally came out on June 24th, 2014 and is currently available on PC, Xbox 360, Xbox One, PS3, PS4, and Switch. Anyway, something-something sad and full of comrades, cheers and enjoy the show.

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PSP #626: Avengers: Endgame Unenthusiastic Spoiler Review, Backlog Update

On today's show, Marc starts off talking about Attack the Backlog and the surprises found in recording the audio for the Agents of Mayhem episode. After that, they talk about a handful of random games before ending with a review of Avengers: Endgame, slowly realizing that don't have much to say about it, besides comparing it to Metal Gear Solid 4. Anyway, something-something fat and blind like a bat, cheers and enjoy the anime-zing(ly pandering) show.

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PSP #625: Dragged Across Concrete, Black Hawk Down, Road Redemption

On today's show, Marc squeezes what they can out of absolutely nothing, talking about Dragged Across Concrete, Black Hawk Down, other random movies, and a smidgen of Road Redemption. Anyway, something-something rashy and mashy, cheers and enjoy the anime-zing(ly bed-shitting) show.

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PSP #624: Reverse Crawl, Agents of Mayhem, The Fast and the Furious

On today's show, Marc talks about Reverse Crawl, compares Agents of Mayhem to white bread (and then feels bad for white bread), and ends it all with the realization that they don't like The Fast and the Furious series, except Tokyo Drift, of course. Anyway, something-something toasty and hosty, cheers and enjoy the anime-zing(ly just get on with it already) show.

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PSP #623: Fade to Silence, Borderlands 3, Captain Marvel

On today's show, Marc talks about Fade to Silence, some Borderlands 3 microtransaction nonsense, an amazing Apex Legends moment, and, if you stay after the credits, you'll be rewarded with a impassioned review of Captain Marvel. Anyway, something-something chilly and silly, cheers and enjoy the anime-zing(ly wooden) show.

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PSP #622: Fell Seal: Arbiter's Mark, Spoilers

On today's show, Marc talks about what it's like not being able to talk about something, then talks about Fell Seal: Arbiter's Mark, the trailer for Sonic the Hedgehog, and ends with a handful of random movies. Anyway, something-something gansta and paradise, cheers and enjoy the anime-zing(ly gotta go fast) show.

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PSP #621: Black Paradox, Apex Legends, Game of Thrones

On today's show, Marc talks about Black Paradox, Apex Legends (and what it's like reaching max level during the current season), and ends it all with some Game of Thrones, first spoiler-free, then spoiler-filled. Anyway, something-something Arya and boring ya, cheers and enjoy the anime-zing(ly legendary) show.

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Attack the Backlog #16: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter

Updated on Sunday, April 28, 2019 at 12:00PM by Marc Kusnierz

In episode sixteen of Attack the Backlog, Marc travels through time (and portals) in Turok: Dinosaur Hunter, a fast-paced first-person shooter where you play as a time-traveling Native American with an affinity for killing dinosaurs, warriors, priests (the evil kind), and anyone else who gets in their way. Why are you doing all this? I'm sure the game told me, but I couldn't care enough to listen. Turok: Dinosaur Hunter originally came out on Nintendo 64 back in March of 1997 before making its way to PC in November of the same year, and was remastered for PC in 2015, eventually making its way to Xbox One and Switch a few years later. Anyway, something-something prehistoric and metaphoric, cheers and enjoy the show.

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PSP #620: Giga Wrecker Alt., Super Weekend Mode, Crashbots

On today's show, Marc talks about Giga Wrecker Alt., Super Weekend Mode, Crashbots, some random movies, and what to expect from Attack the Backlog in the near and far future. Anyway, something-something endless and friendless, cheers and enjoy the anime-zing(ly kinda fun) show.

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