Scrap Metal doesn’t bring anything new to the table; it is Micro Machines in HD with more of a focus on weapons and upgradable vehicles. Seeing that Scrap Metal is brought to us by the creators of N+, the great Slick Entertainment, you can expect a bit of frustration while playing, but sadly it is not rewarding frustration. It doesn't help that the game is free of exploding ninjas.]]>
to be inconsistent! ”
Lelianna – Dragon Age: Origins (PC, X360, PS3, MAC)
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It is a well known fact that video games are to blame for all the world’s problems. If someone shoots another person; it was because of video games. If kids join together to perform an underage orgy; it was because of video games. If you have Aids; it was because of video games. These statements are obviously all true and I have proof that Microsoft is teaching kids the wonder of marijuana in the recently released Risen for the PC and Xbox 360.]]>
a fine paste before it starts thinking I've
gone soft.”
Shale – Dragon Age: Origins (PC, X360, PS3, MAC)
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This week's Thursday episode of Distributed Failure features some news, some spoilers, and plenty of ridiculous nonsense, like tales of snorting pixie dust. There is obviously a heavy focus (see what I did there) on Heavy Rain spoilers, but there is something here for everyone. Be sure to check out our live show Saturday (3/13/10) on the All Games Network at 5PM CST; it will be the big 100th episode!.]]>a great gala of spectacularity... My
nerves are nervous!”
Fawful – Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story (DS)
]]>Not moi Kush, but "would you like to smoke this kush?" Kush. If you didn't make it to the live show Saturday (3/6/10) on the All Games Network, you can now download the show here (or on iTunes). We saw the return of BigSt3ph3n and Dustin is a ghost once again. We had fun despite some nasty chatters (not towards us, just in general) and we hope you enjoy the show. Don't forget that the big 100th episode will be arriving in just a few weeks!]]>next door. Rage dressing on a salad of
evil!”
Fawful – Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story (DS)
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The Misadventures of P.B. Winterbottom is a new independent game exclusively for Xbox LIVE Arcade [as of right now]. Winterbottom follows the escapades of a mischievous, time-bending pie thief. Winterbottom is the warped brain-child of developer, The Odd Gentlemen. It was originally created as a USC student project and now it is one of the first downloadable games published by 2K Games.]]>
from me and I’ll cut your dick off.”
Vasili – Risen (PC, X360)
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