Stare long enough and you may give yourself a tumor!

• Game: Beer Screensaver
• Developer: Entrager
• Price: 80MS Points ($1.00)
• Release Date: 8/12/2009

“This screensaver looks like a glass of ice cold beer. Put it up at a party for the perfect atmosphere.” If I saw this screensaver on someone’s television at a party; I’d slap the host and then immediately walk out the door. This is an embarrassment even when compared to other screensavers.

I don’t want to waste your time; I just want to tell you not to buy Beer Screensaver. It’s a horrible screensaver and the developer couldn’t even pay me to use it. This screensaver is so amazing that it even warns you that it may cause burn-in the second you start it up. The only positive thing I can say is that it tells you to drink responsibly before it loads, but the worthlessness of this app may turn me into an alcoholic.